phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

(via momentary-lapse-of-reason)

dammit-clint:

believe in yourself as much as robert downey jr believes in himself

(via momentary-lapse-of-reason)

bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

(via aprettyfaceandelectricsoul)

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)